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Bite me, Musk.

NOTE: NO BIO, NO POSTS = INSTANT BLOCK

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Now where's my trough of wine? 🍷🇨🇦

#Progressive #USPolitics #VotingRights #legal #WomensRights #CivilRights #BLM #climate #Canada #journalists #politics #news #LGBTQ #DogsOfMastodon

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New look! 🤩
Same flavor. 😩

I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars.

Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.

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Simple country tech law professor, multidisciplinary dilettante. Ska, Crocs, fizzy water discourse. On an indefinite ketchup strike. Need just one more guitar pedal. No legal or good advice; opinions my own, bad.

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It's okay, I'm in incognito mode.

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My Original account: @noondlyt

Human Rights should never be rescinded and every human being should have bodily autonomy.

Kill fascism. 
#Democracy #Humor #Photography #Space #Weather #Rocks #Coins #Cheese #Condiments #Cards #Minecraft #Dogs #Cats

Avatar by @dannotdaniel

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Not weird enough for weird Twitter, way too weird for normal Twitter.

Former "project manager," now working in "software." I frequently post "jokes."

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