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this is not a place of honor. nothing valued is here.

resident librarian and eternal emo kid. i don't have an interesting life but i do watch a lot of movies.

if you follow me because i occasionally make a sincere library post, please be aware that i spend most of the time pissposting the worst and most useless thoughts imaginable and that i openly and unironically love terrible things. bless 💖

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I'm that snarky, sometimes cranky YouTube person who told you about how dishwashers work.

I post many things which should not be taken too seriously (on account of the cranky snark thing). If you think I'm mad at you, I'm almost certainly not!

Friendly and helpful, if strongly opinionated.

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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now

mainly here to shitpost, but i sometimes post amateur photography or my dog or heartfelt personal reflections

"you're not broken, just weird" - my wife

"i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy

beavergirl union lodge #716

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"Fantastic orgy of destruction" is my middle name. It's hard to explain that to HR managers.

Shitpost machinegun.

Also huge nerd, but you'll have to wade through shitposts and #monsterdon toots to find anything of substance.

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welcome to my weblog

#Monsterdon
#StarTrek
#anarchist troll

permanently adhered to @plaidtron3000

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