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Senior Security Researcher, Proofpoint Emerging Threats.

I've been doing this cybersecurity thing for the better part of a decade now. Probably longer than that. I'm starting to forget. Time is relative, but it surely isn't kind to my memory.

I'd like to think I do cybersecurity well, but blue teamers collectively get told they're doing it wrong constantly. So maybe I just failed forward throughout my career.

Oh, I wrote a book. Its a good framework for setting up a virtual machine lab. See my bookmarked toots if you're curious.

Finally, I occasionally write about tech/nerd-related things over at https://www.totes-legit-notmalware.site where I expose that I have a short fuse, and no filter.

Hobbies:
#VideoGames #XCOM2 #Minecraft #Synthetik #Fallout #Skyrim #Anime #Manga #Adventure #Fantasy #Isekai #HomeImprovement #WoodWorking #MetalWorking #HomeLab

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6:30 is the best time on the clock, hands down. 🕡

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Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson (they/them), a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pansexual, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 💁🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALTs: @alice, @alice
Founder: @AltAfterDark

🩵🩷🤍

😍 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport
📸 #NSFW #Photography
🐧 #Linux
😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

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I'm like a computer error, but a girl.

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Did you know a recent study shows that fire ants are immune to COVID. Apparently it's because of their anty bodies... 🐜
#️⃣CatSalad

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「 I aspire to write cursed code and be a minor nuisance 」
#️⃣CatSalad

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Analyze 🧲⁠❌⁠🧲
Browse 🥞⁠📁⁠🥞
Create 🥗⁠📗⁠🥗
Destroy ♾️⁠💻⁠♾️
Enjoy 💜⁠⚛️⁠💜
Input 📣⁠Lang⁠📣
Photo 🌟⁠Video⁠🌟
Review 🦠⁠Code🦠
Social 💧⁠Chat⁠💧
Tools 🔮⁠Data⁠🔮

#️⃣CatSalad

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m̶̳̱͖̯̖̹̝̪͍̝̊̈́͌͘a̸̰̲͔͚̳̮̙̞̒ï̸̡̨͎͚̝͚͔̪͎̙̪̈̽̓̓͊̀̈́̈́͌̏̏̕̚͜͝͝n̶̻͉͚͋̄͑͆̎(){ echo " GNUwU..."; }; m̶̳̱͖̯̖̹̝̪͍̝̊̈́͌͘a̸̰̲͔͚̳̮̙̞̒ï̸̡̨͎͚̝͚͔̪͎̙̪̈̽̓̓͊̀̈́̈́͌̏̏̕̚͜͝͝n̶̻͉͚͋̄͑͆̎

#️⃣CatSalad

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🎲CatSalad🐈🥗〰️ᑓᑊᑦᕪ.🏕️

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