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Functioning Dopamine Addict. Described undescribable.

Aspiring musician, runner, gardener etc. Pro-wrestling fan, fantasy reader, Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.

He/Him

My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.

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lil orphan despot ™️
mommy and trainwreck

theres a specter haunting the USA *rips massive loud wet fart*

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Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.

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I am a sentient pancake the bones are my body

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Politics, lifting, games, sports, nerd shit, movies, books, simping for my girlfriend. Lawyer but not the kind you need

Commie, Land Back, Free Palestine, Trans Rights Forever

He/him, cishet white guy, chronically ill and illy chronic

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it's me porksweats, i couldn't get the porksweats.mastodon name so it is what it is

widely considered to be a good account

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Goofin username  @cult_papa everywhere else too

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@britculpsapp.bsky.social (bsky)
@britculp (twitter)

views are my own; smarter & funnier than you

39 | MPLS

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dj zombie pizza 🧟‍♂️🍕

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