hey hi h ello! i am a geek with a c ompletely broken sense of humor. i like music, video games, art, and shitpostin g about music, video games, and art.

resident softboy

sufferer of terminal butts disease (this means i am always thinking about them. i do not have prostate cancer)

c ontrary to popular belief i am nOT straight but in fact a bicycle or whatever the h ell it's called. byes eck shoo all

i am flirting (or trying to anyway. how does it work) with like. f our people right now. why am i Like This™

i identify as a guy or s omething. t his may change. you never know

i will sometimes speak entirely in meme. this is normal and not at all weird in the slightest.

h ornyposting is always a possibility,, stay on yer toes (i wil l cw these, f ear not)

weaknesses: cute girls, cute boys, tickles, cute [people] calling me cute, cute [people] calling me funny, interesting mathematical or sciencey questions, Wikipedia, the surface of the sun, bone-steel weapons, stygian iron, good sci-fi or fantasy books, list-making, irony, the aspect of death, too much electricity, really heavy books, list-making, repetition, my hatred of LLMs, good music, chiptune, cool guitar, twinks, girltwinks, getting punched in the solar plexus, stolen glasses, getting pinned against walls, :(){ :|:& };:, Ba'al the Soul Eater, goths of any sort, artists of any sort, robot girls, and spending too much time on art. i think tha t is all of them. might add more later

certified dumbass goober who says "good heavens" and "perchance" unironically

when i use periods or other punctuation im usually being earnest and trying to communicate genuinely. there is always the possibility that im doing a bit tho

we lives in a country that elected a citrus-themed clown to lead it. we hates it!

if you r ead this specific sentence i owe you a hug irl. unless you are mean to me. then you get n othing

Only the true loser has the eyes to see.

https://en.illogicopedia.org/wiki/User:Psychoticpotato

girlfrienddfmngmdbms, dvsjdfjbkjg uygfegu AAAAAAAAAA I LOVE HER SO MCUch

"you have white twink vibes" -@alicedotjpog@wetdry.world
"Psychotic "Poppin' Pussy" Potato" -V like Void Reaver
"Holy shit, he's John Helldiver" -RandomArtist
"gay" -Holly
"you look like if PirateSoftware had a brother" -some dude in the Risk of Rain 2 Discord
"retard" -Burrito
"yeah youre hot" -Kam
more to come...

SpudHead (bad quotes guy) (unfunny)