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we folded him a little hat

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donuts in the break room

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flat on my back like frankenstein

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making art and other stuff

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idk what i'm doing pls tell me i'm doing a good job

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i can turn into a basketball at will

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Here to make jokes and talk about music.

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on mobile in front of my computer

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i'm in a punk rock band called wet strawberry (willem dafoe is a member), my twice-dead husband gary passed of natural causes in a boating accident on 1/9/2024, and hello kitty is my best friend

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blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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